Dec20

Watch my stuff please

I confess: when strangers ask me to watch their stuff while they’re gone, I don’t.

“Could you watch my stuff for a few minutes while I’m gone?”

Uhm, how ’bout no? (but I’ll say yes if that gives you a sense of security)

The stuff-owner might be thinking: is that really too much to ask? My thoughts on this: Yes, it is. Let’s be real now, are the stuff-watchers really watching the stuff-owner’s stuff? It gets interesting when the stuff-watcher reassigns the task to someone else, because the stuff-owner takes too long to return. Look at the cascading, unnecessary stress you’ve caused, stuff-owner!

Stuff-owners, you are investing in a false sense of security. Please read the fine print next time:

Q: Could you watch my stuff?

A: Sure.*

* No.


4 Responses to “Watch my stuff please”

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  1. Dec21

    Jason

    Said this at 3:01pm:

    Wow, a blog post from Jasper. Haven’t seen one of these in a while.

    Anyways, regarding stuff watchers. I think all stuff watchers should watch that new Will Smith movie. There’s a stuff owner/stuff watcher scenario in it. I think you’d appreciate it.

    And I agree. Unnecessary stress for nothing.

  2. Jan29

    Florian

    Said this at 3:07pm:

    Hi,
    I found your blog via google by accident and have to admit that youve a really interesting blog :-)
    Just saved your feed in my reader, have a nice day :)

  3. Mar19

    myminpins

    Said this at 11:51am:

    I have done it, asked someone to watch my stuff, but literally only for one minute max. If you’re out alone and have no one to help out, it’s no biggie but if you do NOT come RIGHT back, then you’re an idiot IMHO. I’ve watched stuff for people, too, but if they’re gone too long, tuff…. lol

  4. Jul26

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